In a world of division, political correctness, social justice warrior ADD, and holographic illusions, it’s time to release our precious problems, integrate the traumas, and recognize the truth of who we are.
— mizChartreuse, the AstroFLOTUS

decolonize your mind with the First Lady of astrology

mizChartreuse is a Zambian-American author, consultant, and thought leader dedicated to transforming core wounds into badges of honor via metaphysical and secular systems of personal growth and development.

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Meet your astroflotus

Cheers!

In true Gemini fashion, I have many names: you can call me Char, Chartreuse, Charlotte, ChiChi, the First Lady of Astrology, or simply the AstroFLOTUS. I've a Capricorn Moon + Leo Rising with a hella watery 12th house Venus in Cancer.

I’m the author of The Yoni Egg Shadow Integration Workbook, your 28-day Astrological Guide through the Womb Wellness Journey and am a contributing editor for AstroStyle.com, the world’s leading comprehensive source for all things astrology, created by Tali and Ophira Edut, the AstroTwins.

I Am a Chicago-based Zambian femme of Tumbuka & Bemba heritage, and a royal descendant of the line of Shaka the Zulu King of Southern Africa. My great uncle is the late Lt. Gen. Christon Tembo, an army commander and Minister of Foreign Affairs, who was also the Vice President of the Republic of Zambia.

 The Shadow Integration Workshop at B'Gabs Goodies in Chicago

The Shadow Integration Workshop at B'Gabs Goodies in Chicago

I teach group workshops and provide individual astrological decoding, relationship consultations, and metaphysical mentorship services to people worldwide, and my work has been published in several places around the web.

In addition to my current AstroStyle.com Crystal Horoscopes column, I was also a founding partner at Sharpe Astrology and have a collection of expert contributor pieces hosted at Numerologist.
 

 

Free Yo Mind and the Rest Will Follow

The stars don't discriminate--everyone's got their bag. Our prime directive is radical acceptance of ourselves and others. As the OG FLOTUS said, when they go low, we go high.

Now is the time to decolonize the mind, and as your AstroFLOTUS, I am here for your sovereignty, freedom, and expansion to assist in decolonizing the mind and empowering the self.

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